Girlfriend Ko Manane Ke Tarike (6-10)

6. kisi mandir ya masjid k bahar jao wahan pade hue sare joote chura lo or unhe bech k jo paise aaye un paiso se uske liye koi acha sa tohfa khareedo q ki jo ladki tumhari jeb dekh k fasi he wo is baar kuch gift le k hi manegi
( ye ishq nahi aasan bas itna samjh li jiye,chindi ka dher he or chor ban k jana he) chindi chor )


7. love ka ye part bahot ganda he " ladki ka roothna" inshan ko sukha_mewa bana deti he jalim ki narazgi
usko sms karo uski chat id pe offline msg karo q mujh se naraz ho maine kya kiya...? kuch to reply karo bevajah q roothi ho achanak se tumhe kya ho jata he tum to janti ho me tumhare bina ek pal bhi nahi jee pata abhi jo sanse le raha tumhare bina samjho wo bhi udhar ki he (frd ki gf ko ghurte hue man me laddu fodte hue jina udhar ki zindgi ) kab tak ji paunga aise plz ab to kuch baat kar lo bole to malum he galat ham nahi he wahi he fir bhi sare zurm tum qabool lo maan jaegi


8. jaise hi wo rooth jaye sare frd se fir contaq karna chalu karo or sabke samne ro ro kar gidgida k apna dukh batao or kaho plz kuch karo mere liye tumhare frd tumhari help karenge or jaise hi wo maan jaye fir sare frd ko bhul k uske sath udhar chale jao ( dost inshan banata hi bure waqt me madad mangne ko -- ache waqt me dosto ka kya kaam )


9. tarike se patayi hui ladki k roothne k chans kam he lekin kahte he agar roothe nahi to ladki k aurtangi (mard= mardangi- aurat=aurtangi ) pe zamana shaq karta he isliye ladkiya roothti hi he....... 2 baate patane k liye rakho to kam se kam 100 baat manane k liye bhi rakho jisko aam taur pe bahane kahte he sabse jyada kaam nikalte he bahano se " bahane bana dete chahato ki minare "


10. mere tarike se patane se wahi ladkiya fasti he jo bahot bolti he.. aesi ladkiya kuch bhi bakwas karti rahti he.. ye naraz tab hoti he jab inki kisi gandi si baat pe aap comment kar de bas inka moo fool jata he
ab agar ye rooth gayi he to fir se apna gaypana dikhao ya to hans k maan jaegi ya is dar se ki aaila ye fir se ladko k piche jaega to log hansenge mujh pe ki iska bf gay he


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