Aap ke pados me...

Aap ke pados me aapki pasand ki ladki rahti hai to use bar bar dekha
karo aur picha kiya karo yadi woh chat pe jaye to tum bhi chat pe jao aur use dekho.
isse ladki impress hogi...

Kisi ladki ko dekhe...

Kisi ladki ko dekhe. Jab wo aap ki traf dekhe to ek pyari si smile ke sath apna chehra jhuka le aur apna chehra hata le, kuch din me wo aap se jarur impress hogi aur aap se pyar karne lagegi ?

jab koi ladki patani ho to...

jab koi ladki patani ho to sabse pahle usse milo aur khub payri -2 bate karo jayada usi ki bate suno aur usi ke pach me bolo jaise lage ki vo hamari hi taraf bol raha hai eske bad dhire -2 apne bare mae bhi batao jisase lage ki use bhi tumhari batao me maja aa raha ho phir to ladhki apke pach me ho jayegi usko bhut jald prapose mat karo jab tumhe lage ki vo bilkul tumhari tarf ho gayi ho to usko kahi achi jagah le jakar ke use prapose karo to kabhi aapki bat kona nahi karegi aur vo aapki prepose accept kar legi.

agar ladki patani ho to sabse pahle...

agar ladki patani ho to sabse pahle uske chhote bhai yaa bahan ko khush karo, wo hamesha aapki charchaa karenge, phir uske Dil me aapke liye izzat hogi, aur koshish karne par ye izzat Pyar me badal jayegi.

aap jis Ladki se Pyar karte hai...

aap jis Ladki se Pyar karte hai,  agar wo ladki group me ho to, sirf aap uski ankho me dekhte raho, aur aap uski baat ko suport karo, usko aap me dhire dhire interest aa jayega aur dhire dhire ye formula aap ke kaam ayega.

Ladki ager apko phele se jannti ho to...

Ladki ager apko phele se jannti ho to uske samane good boy ki list me rahne ki kosish karo, example: uski care karo, dekhe koi use tang to nahi kar raha yaa phir use koi prablem to nahi, jab aap uski care karnege to wo khud hi aap ki taraf attract ho jayegi.

agar apko koi ladki achhi lage to...

agar apko koi ladki achhi lage to use ankh maar do, agar wo apko pasand karti hogi to reply degi, werna jyada se jyada kya karegi sendal maregi, par aisi daring karne me kya gabrana, ho sakta he apki baat ban bhi jaye.

Ladkiyo ko kabhi...

Ladkiyo ko kabhi parpose mat karo, bus Dosti badate jao, ek din wo puchegi tum mere bare me kya sochte ho..... tum taal do, agar nahi puche to usse kaho.."ek baat bolu?" lekin bolna nahi hai use sochne do tum kya kahne wale ho......bus wo pat jayegi.

Ladki jab bhi aap ke...

Ladki jab bhi aap ke samne dekhe to usse ye lagne do ki tum uski taraf ho, wo jab tumhare paas aaye to uski aakho ki taraf dekho aur kuch bolo jo Dil se nikle vo us waqt chali jayegi fir uske taraf mat dekhna wo khud tumhare paas aaker kahgi ki tum chahte kya ho, tum sidha bol dena ki wo ladki tum ho jiska intezar kar raha tha tum mein wahi dekhi jo mujhe barso se intezar tha.

Mere ek dost ki 7 girl friends...

Mere ek dost ki 7 girl friends hai aur wo ladki patane se pahle unnke frends ya unke chote bhai ya bahan ko patata hai jisse unke bahaane wo us ladki se baat kar sake.

aap jis profession me hai...

aap jis profession me hai usse judi hui kuch Special Baate bataye aur phir achanak se kahe ki ye sab tumhare samne Fizul baatein hai.

agar ladki apko...

agar ladki apko napasand karti hai to bhi tension na lijiye. aur uski help ke liye hamesha taiyar rahe. agar usne inkar kiya ho to us par jor na dale aur hamesha indirectly ye jataye ki aap use behad chahte hai. wo ek din aapki jarur hogi ye mera wada hai.

agar aap chahte hai ki ladki khud...

agar aap chahte hai ki ladki khud apko prapose kare. to pahle use jise aap chahte hai usko apni taraf akarsit kare usse pyar bhari bate kare jab apko lage ki uske man me bhi apke liye pyar aa gaya hai to use tadpaye use nigaho se samjhaye ki aap use behad chahte hai. aur phir uske samne kisi aur ladki ko fasane ka bahana karo. to wo jalegi aur apko khone ka dar uske man me ayega aur wo apse ijhar kar degi.

ladki ko patana hai ho pahle...

are ladki ko patana hai ho pahle uski taraf deko use lagna chahiye ki koi uspe line maar raha hai baad me use koi pata pucho phir dosti baad me pyaar.

aap unki sabhi baaton par...

aap unki sabhi baaton par agree kare unke kisi bhi baaton ko naa kaate, aap dono ke think milne ka ehsas dilakar bhi aap unhe aasani se Pata sakte hai.

Ladkiyan apne Julfon...

Ladkiyan apne Julfon (hair) ki tarif sunana Pasand karti hai, issliye unhe Patane ke liye unke Julfon par Shayari sunaye yaa tarif kare.

Love Letter For Girlfriend in Hindi

Hii Dear..

Life mein kabhi kabhi aisa b hota hai har sapna jo hum dekten hai
har kwaish jo hum karten hai o pure nahe hote..
mager khwab na pura hone k daar se hum khwab
dekna to nahe chhod sakte na..??
khwab aur kwaish insaan ke jeene ke waja hai..
jiske sahare to insan jinda rahte hai..
ager keseke zindage mein kohe khwab aur
kuch paane ke kwaishan na ho to o zindage he kya..
khwab pura na ho a to destiny ke baat hai aur
kuch hamare kamjore be..
mager humeh koshish aur Almighty god pe barosaa rakna hoga..
jo khwab hamne deka hai o pura ho..
almight is great jiske haato mein har insaan ke dor hai..
pata nahe kab aur kaise khwab pura ho jahay
oise khwab ko pura hone mein der kitne lagte hai..
ager pyar sachcha ho to destiny ko be
pyar ke aage sar jukna hota hai..

So trust Almighty god & don’t lose ur hopes..!!!

Hindi Romantic Love Letter

Hi "S" Mai Tume Dil Se Pyar Nahi Karta hu. AAtma se karta hu. even pyar bhi nahi karta hu, Pooja Karta hu Tumhari. You are great. You are my life.Tumhare bina duniya Viraan thi. Rangeen ho gai hai zindagi mai jab se aa gai ho tum. I Love you. Love You. Love You.mere pass meri bhavnao ko darshane ke liye shabd nahi hai. Samjane ki koshish karna main tumhe kitna chahata hu…….. Tumara "V"

Romantic Love Letter in Hindi

Is kadar intezaar karna padega aapka,
pata na tha
Is kadar bekarar hona padega,
pata na tha
Is kadar yaad aayegi aapki,
pata na tha
kyon guzarata hai sara din aapki yaad mey
pata hai aapko ?
kyon bekrar ho jaata hun mai bin tumhare
pata hai aapko ?
Kyon yaad aati hai aapki har pal
pata hai aapko ?
Ye dooriya ab sahi jaati nahi
chale aao, chale aao
chale aao, chale aao

Love Letters In Hindi

Mujhe zindagi ka sirf ek hi maqsad maloom hua Hai……Mohabbat.

Aur Mujhe jis se mohabbat thi….Hai aur rahegi…..wo mera rab Hai.

Wo her waqt mere sath Hai.

Mujhe us ki mohabbat aise mili k us k liye ab “us” kehna bhi doori lagti Hai.

Her saans aur her dharkan me shamil mera rab jism o rooh me maujud Hai…..aur

Mujhe kisi haal me akela nahi chorta.

Her waqt usi sey meri guftagu hoti Hai.

Apne dil ka haal sunane ki naubat nahi aati….kyoki wo itna kareeb aur sath Hai.

us se Mujhe mangne k liye hath nahi uthane padte kyoki wo mangne ka

mauka dene se pehle mere dil ka khayal pura kar deta Hai.

aise sathi….aise dost….aise MEHBOOB k hote huye kisi mehboob….kisi

sathi…kisi dost ki Mujhe koi zaroorat na thi….na Hai….na hogi.

Ladki Ko Patane Ke Ajib Tarike (1-30)

Pyaar mohabbat ke vishay par sochne mein hamara man tilmila utha. Hamare purush bhakt bade pareshaan the ki unka jeevan stree ke bina bilkul adhura hai. Isliye hum le aaye hain 30 tarike ladki patane ke. In baaton ko zyaada seriously na lein to hi achha hai. Joote-chappal padenge to humein dosh mat dena.

1. Jis ladki par tumhara mitra fida hai, tum bhi uspar pyaar nyochavar karo. Jaise hi tumhara mitra koi galti kar baithe aur chappal khaye, tum jaakar us ladki ka dil behla do. Yaari dosti apni jagah, aur pyaar mohabbat apni jagah.

2. Facebook par hamare hi page par dekho, kaafi yogya kanyaayen dikhengi. Dhang se baat karke dosti kar lo. Baat ban jaaye to humein dhanyavaad kar dena. Aisi vaisi baatein ki to hamare shraap se bach nahi paoge. Kaafi jan hamare shraap ka asar dekh chuke hain.

3. Tumhe jo ladki pasand hai, jaakar uski saheliyon ki khoob tareef karo. Wo sochegi ki unmein aisi kya baat hai jo usmein nahi. Aur khud hi tumhari taraf khinchi chali aayegi.

4. Kisi mahaan film abhineta ke saath apni tasveer khinchva lo. Aur sab logon ko dikha do ki tum kitne prasiddha ho. Tumhara uthna-baithna kitne bade log ke saath hai, dikha do.
Ladkiyon ko ye tasveer dikhakar impress kar do.

5. Hamesha apni hi baatein karo. Ladki ki ek bhi mat suno. Aisa karne se ladkiyan samjhengi ki tum kaafi buddhimaan ho. Aur wo tum par marne lagengi.

6. Tum jise chahte ho use roz-roz har ghante pyaar-bhare sms bhejo. Tumhe use dikhana hoga ki tum use kitna chahte ho. Par dhyaan rahe sms freewale nahi hone chahiye, warna iska ulta asar hone mein der nahi lagegi.

7. Apne batve mein dher saare kaagaz bharke ghumo. Ladkiyon ko lagega ki tum bahut paise wale ho. Aur wo tumhe apne sapnon ka rajkumar samajhne lagengi. Jabki tum jaante ho ki tum to chai bechne wale rajkumar bhi nahi.

8. Apni jeb mein hamesha saat-aath ladkiyon ki tasveer rakho. Koi puchhe to bolo ki ye sab tumhe chahti hain aur tum duvidha mein ho ki kise pasand karoon. Bas tum jise chahte ho wo tumhe khone ke dar se tumhare pichhe lattoo ho jayegi.

9. Ladkiyan ki khoob taarif kiya karo. Chahe wo us taarif ke kaabil bhi hai ya nahi. Fir dekho chamatkaar ladki nahi to uski saheliyaan bhi paagal ho jaayengi tumhare peeche.

10. Use bata do ki zindagi mein sabse zyaada tum humein maante ho. Pyaar ke liye nahin par tum hamari bhakti mein jaan nyochhavar kar sakte ho. Ye baat batane se tumhara aadha kaam to wahin ho jaayega. Wo maan jayegi ki tum jaisa aur kahin nahi.

11. Apni taarif sunna kise achha nahi lagta. Isiliye hamesha naye-naye andaz mein uski taarifen kiya karo. Pyaar ki manzil paane mein aasani hogi.

12. Kisi ped par tumhara aur uska naam dil banake likh do. Aur fir kisi bahane use ye dikha do. Wo tumhare pyaar ka paagalpan dekhkar tumhe gale se lagaye bina nahi reh paayegi.

13. Uske mata-pita se apni jaan pehchan gehri bana lo. Kisi bhi bahane se unko roz ya to milne chale aao ya fir phone karlo. Unke dil mein ghar bana lo. Unki nazar mein ek susheel-honhaar ladke ban jao jo unki ladki ke liye ekdum badiya hai.

14. Kisi achhe se gulabi kaagaz mein apne dil ka haal likhkar use de do. Dene ke pehle patra par perfume chhidak dena. Prem patra mein apne baare mein kam aur uske aur uski khoobsurati ke baare man jyaada se jyaada baaten likhna.

15. Ghar ke neeche guitar ke saath gaana gaana purana ho gaya hai. Tum desi tarika apnao. Uske ghar ke niche harmonium lekar baith jao. Phir apni madhur aawaz se pyaar bhare geet sunakar uska dil jeet lo.

16. Jab bhi usse milo to sharmaana bilkul mat. Ladkiyon ko sharmeele ladke bilkul bhi pasand nahi aate. Hamesha uska haath pakad kar, aankhon mein aankhen daalkar hi baat kiya karo. Pet mein titliyan ud rahi ho fir bhi ekdum vishwaas se khade rehna.

17. Ladkiyon ko hatte-katte aur chaudhe seene waale ladke pasand aate hain. Isiliye koi achha sa gym join karlo aur apni body banakar uske saamne dosti ka haath badao. Wo tumhe mana nahi kar paayegi.

18. Jab bhi use milo to alag-alag gaadi/bike ke saath milna. Apne doston se unki gaadi/bike udhaar le liya karo ek din ke liye. Use lagega ki tum karodpati se kam nahi aur wo pat jayegi.

19. Ladki ke bhaiya se gehri dosti kar lo. Aur uske ghar aana jaana shuru kar do. Ek baar ladki ka bhai tumhare kaabu mein aa gaya to baad mein ladki bhi aa jaayegi. Lekin dhyan rahe unke gharpe ladki ko zyaada bhav mat dena.

20. Yadi tum apni padosan ko chahte ho to uske ghar aana jaana shuru kar do. Chai-patti, shakkar lene ke bahane uske ghar ke chakkar kaatna koi buri baat nahi. Fir ek din use chai peene apne ghar bulake apna dil ka haal bayaan kar do.

21. Hamesha doosre ladkon ki burai kiya karo. Aur bolo ki aajkal ke ladko ne to pyaar ko ek khel bana diya hai. Wo samajh jaayegi ki tum kitne sharif ho. Aur uske dil mein tumhare liye pyaar ki chingari jal uthegi.

22. Tum jise patana chaahte ho uska peecha kiya karo. Har roj uske chakkar kaato. Uske baare mein jaano. Wo kin logon se milti hai, kahan kahan jaati hai. Uske baad kam se kam 21 dino tak uske saamne mat aana. Wo khud bechain hokar tumse baat karne ke liye bekaraar ho jaayegi. Dhyan rahe is tarike mein pitaai ka khatra hai.

23. Jise tum chahte ho uski saheliyon se dosti karlo. Unse pata karo ki use kis tarah ke kapde pasand hai. Uske baad tum jab bhi uske saamne jao to vahi pehen kar jaana jo use pasand ho. Tum uske dil mein apne liye jagah bana loge.

24. Jise tum chahte ho uski sab se khaas saheli ko apni behen bana lo. Ek baar ye kaam ho gaya to baaki ka saara kaam uski saheli yaani ki tumhari behen hi kar degi. Use bhi to bhabhi chahiye.

25. Tum jise chahte ho, hamesha uski saheliyon ki tareef karo. Uski tareef mat karna jise tum pasand karte ho. Uske man mein jalan paida karo. Isse wo tumhari taraf aakarshit hogi.

26. Jab bhi tum usse milo to hamesha uske haal chaal poocha karo, saath mein ghar parivaar ki bhi 2-4 baaten kiya karo. Jitna jyada apnapan dikhaoge utne hi fatafat wo tumhari apni ban jayegi.

27. Jise tum chahte ho uske khoob chakkar kaato. Har samay uske aas paas raha karo. Aur phir jab wo tumse baat karne ki koshish kare to tum use bilkul ghaas mat dalo. Tum jitna door bhagoge wo utna hi tumhare paas aati jaayegi.

28. Jab bhi usse milo to kahin khaane ko zaroor lekar jao. Kharcha hamesha tumhe hi karna hai. Ladki patane ka yah sunhara formula hai. Apni pocket money double karwa lo.

29. Jise patana hai hamesha uski haan mein haan milaya karo. Wo sahi hai ya galat tumhe kya karna hai. Jitna uski haan mein haan milaoge utna hi uske dil ke karib aate jaaoge.

30. Uppar ka koi tarika kaam na kare to apne mata-pita se kaho ki uske mata-pita se tumhari shaadi ka prastaav rakh den. Jo kaam tum nahi kar paaye, shayad bade-busurg kar len…

Ladko Ko Patane Ke Tarike

Kisi ladke ko patana aap ladkiyon ke liye zyaada badi baat nahi hai. Agar kisi ladke ko pata chal jaaye ki aap use chahti hain to wo khud hi dum hilaate hilaate aapke peeche aa jayega. Ek to ladkon ko uchit ladki nahi milti – aisa sunhera avsar wo kadachit nahi chhodenge. Fir bhi kuch doodh ke dhoole ladke honge jo aap ki bhavnaon ko samajhne mein waqt lagate ho. Tab aap ke paas ek hi raasta hai – Dhongibaba ke sujhaav. Chalo aage padhiye ladkon ko patane ke 13 tarike.

1. Ladkon ko hasmukh ladkiyan badi pasand aati hain. Tum uske ghatiya se ghatiya baat par bhi zor-zor se haso. Wo bahut khush ho jayega aur tumhe chahne lagega.

2. Tum jis ladke ko chahti ho uske doston ke saath thodi flirting kiya karo. Tum jise chahti ho use bilkul bhav mat do. Wo jalan se aag-baboola ho jayega. Tumhare prem mein wo joru ka ghulam ban jayega.

3. Jis ladke ko tum chahte ho, uske doston se uske baare mein poochti raha karo. Par khud usse kabhi baat mat karna. Wo khud tumse baat karne ko vyakul ho jayega. Fir tum use apne prem jaal mein faans lena.

4. Use jab bhi milo to hamesha akele hi mila karo. Aur uski taarif kar diya karo – kabhi chehre ki, kabhi kapdon ki to kabhi shareer ki. Ek din keh dena, aaj to bade mustande lag rahe ho. Wo paagal hokar tumhare kadmon mein gir padega.

5. Jise tum chahti ho uski behen se dosti kar lo. Aur uski behen se hamesha meethi-meethi baatein karke uske ghar aana jaana chalu kar do. Baaton baaton mein bata dena use ki tum uske bhai ko pasand karti ho. Baaki ka wo khud hi sambhal legi.

6. Ladkon ko sharmeeli ladkiyan bahut achhi lagti hain isiliye jab bhi usse milo to ekdum sharmeela pan dikhao. Wo baat karne ki koshish kare to sharma kar bhaag jao. Kuch aur kahe to keh do ki mujhe sharam aati hai. Uska dil pighal jaayega.

7. Jab bhi ghoomne jao aur paise kharch karne ka waqt aaye to tum bhi paise kharch kiya karo. Ladkon ko ye lagta hai ki agar unke jeevan mein koi ladki aayi to jeb dheeli ho jayegi. Tum kharcha karogi to wo khush ho jayega aur tumhe chahne lagega. Ek baar pyaar ho gaya fir tum batwa ghar bhool jaana – sab chalta hai.

8. Use boldo ki uski shakal-soorat aur baal kisi filmi hero se milte hain. Ye jhooti baatein bolte waqt hasna mat. Phir kya, wo is kadar tumhare liye paagal ho jaayega ki tum soch bhi nahi sakti.

9. Uske doston se bolo ki tumhare peeche to ladkon ki line lagi hai lekin tum shayad us ladke ko pasand karti ho. Jab ye baat ghoom phirkar us ladke tak pahunchegi to ismein uske doston ne itna mirch masala laga diya hoga ki tumhara kaam ban jaayega.

10. Agar uske paas gaadi ya bike hai, to use kaho ki tumhe thoda ghumane le jaaye. Kabhi lift maang liya karo. Jhoot-moot ka anand dikhao. Baaton baaton mein use apni mohmaya ke jaal mein fasa lo.

11. Use jis khel men ruchi hai tum bhi wahi khel khelo. Aue khelte samay ki tasveeren apne facebook mein post kardo. Jab tumhe hazaaron ladkon ke comments aayenge to wo khud hi tumhare baare mein soch soch kar tumhe apna dil de baithega.

12. Usse har choti-choti baaton ke liye salaah-mashwara liya karo. Wo khud ko khoob samajhdaar samjhega aur tum uski isi bewakoofi ka faayda uthakar usse meethi meethi baatein karti rehna.

13. Aajkal ke zyaadatar ladke to pyaar ke naam par sirf ladkiyon ke dilon se khelna hi jaante hain. Isiliye hum to yahi kahenge, ladkiyon, in dushton se jitna door hi rahogi utni zyaada sukhi rahogi. Lekin fir bhi honhaar ladke to hote hain hamari tarah. Unhe pehchaan lo aur prem jeevan ka anand uthao.

Ladki Patane Ke Ajib Tarike (1-19)

Ladkon se ek bhi kaam theek se nahi hota. Pehle hi itne tarike de diye ladkiyon ko patane ke liye lekin yeh ladkon se koi pat ti hi nahi hain. Ladkiyan zyaada achhi hain, unhe humne thode par bade achhe tarike diye – wo unka barabar istemaal kar rahi hain. Ab ladkon ke liye hum thode aur tarike le aaye hain. Iske baad bhi agar aap asafal rahe to fir umeed chhod dijiye.

1. Pata karo ki use kaun sa filmy hero pasand hai. Aur tum bhi usi hero ki tarah dressing karke uske saamne ghoomo. Maamla fit hone mein der nahi lagegi.

2. Ladkiyan khaane-peene ke maamle mein ladkon se kaafi aage hoti hain. Isiliye jab bhi unse milo to bina khilaye-pilaye mat jaane dena. Ye baat aur hai ki wo na na karti hai, lekin unki na ke peeche hi to haan hoti hai.

3. Ladkiyon ko dance karne wale ladke bahut pasand aate hain. Isiliye abhi se dance ki practice shuru kar do. Mauka milte hi koi Govinda ka zordaar geet chalu kardo aur thumke lagao.

4. Uski best friend se dosti kar lo. Use hamesha hasate raho aur pata ke rakho. Ek baar agar uski best friend pat gayi to phir wo apni friend ko tumhari ungliyon par nacha degi.

5. Uski har ek ada ki taarif kiya karo. Uski jitni zyaada taarif karoge utna jaldi hi uske dil tak pahunch sakoge.

6. Uske janamdin par sabse pehle use wish karo. Kuch aisa uphaar use do jo aaj tak use kisi ne na diya ho. Phir dekho kamaal.

7. Ladkiyon ka dil bada komal hota hai. Us komal hriday ko jeetne mein gulaab ka phool sabse achha tarika hai. Jab bhi usse milo to use ek laal gulaab diya karo. Agar usne ek baar bhi gulaab le liya, to tumhari to nikal padi.

8. Use ghuma firakar hi batana ki tum use pasand karte ho. Ghuma firakar baaten karne wale ladkon ko ladkiyaan pasand karti han. Itna mat ghumana firana ki wo tumhe rakhi baandh de.

9. Tum jise chahte ho poori tarah se usi ke jaisa rehne ki koshis karo. Wo jo khati hai wo tum khao. Wo jahan jaati hai wahan tum jao. Aisa karne se wo tum par apni jaan luta degi. Kyunki tum to wo sab kar rahe ho jo use pasand hai.

10. Kabhi bhi apni pareshaniyan use mat batao. Koi bhi ladki aise ladke se pyaar nahi karti jiski zindagi mein dher saari pareshaniyan hoti hain. Isiliye use is tarah se baat karo ki tum is duniya ke sabse khuskismat insaan ho. Bhale tumhara naam kangaalon mein pehla aata ho.

11. Agar ladki tumhari class mein padhti hai, to pata karo ki wo kis vishay mein kamjor hai. Use fir batao ki tum us vishay ke sabse bade gyaani ho. Vishay sikhaate sikhaate use apne dil ka haal bata do. Agar wo tumse zyaada akalmand hai, to tum use madad maango kisi vishay ke liye.

12. Agar ladki tumhare saath padhai karti hai to use koi padhai ki kitaab mang lo. Vapas karte waqt andar ek prem patra daal do. Niche naam mat likhna. Agar chappal padne ki baari aaye to bilkul mukhar jaana. Aur haan bol de to 10 kilo jalebi ka prasad hamare ashram mein bhijwa dena.

13. Jab bhi ladki tumhe koi uphaar de to tum uske uphaar ki khoob taarif karo. Yaad rakho tumhari taarif jalti hui aag mein ghee ka kaam karti hai.

14. Jise tum chahte ho uske liye thoda kharcha karo. Har 2-4 din baad use ek chhota tohfa do. Ab tum kahoge ki kaun itna kharcha karega. Suno to sahi, aaj kal sadak ke kinaare log badhiya chinese maal bechte hain. Dekhne mein hazaar, daam sirf sau. Kharido aur de do.

15. Ab tumhe to sirf ek ladki chahiye apni duniya mein. Jo ladki thodi bhi achhi lage use propose kar do. Haan bolegi ya na. Haan boli to kaam ban gaya aur agar na hua to kya, dusri koi dhund lo. Dus mein ek to haan bol hi degi.

16. Apne mobile ke wallpaper mein hamesha uski hi tasveer rakho. Uska dil pighal jayega aisa dekh ke. Aur uske liye apne phone mein koi meetha sa naam rakho. Fir dekho.

17. Apne kisi dost ko ladki ka bhai banva do. Aur ek din wo bhai apni behen ke liye tumhara haath maang lega. Bhai ko behen kabhi naa bol sakti hai kya. Yaad rahe, pehle ek rakhi to use zaroor bandhwani padegi. Rakhi ki kasam dekar haath mangne se 100% karya safal hoga.

18. Kahin se uske bachpan ki koi tasveer uda lo jise dekhkar wo ascharyachakit ho jaaye. Apna bachpan tumhare haathon mein dekhkar wo apna bhavishya bhi tumhare haathon mein dekhna chahegi.

19. Agar tumhe pata hai ki wo har hafte mein kisi din mandir jaati hai, to tum bhi pahunch jao. Jaise wo pahunche tum mandir ki ghanti bajana chalu kar do. Uske dil ki ghanti baj jayegi bhagwaan ke saamne.

Ladkiya un ladko ke taraf jyada attract hoti hai...

Ladkiya un ladko ke taraf jyada attract hoti hai jo unse khul ke baat kare chahe wo koi bhi topic ho, chahe wo sx ki hi bate kyu na ho, maine aise hi kai ladkiyo ko pataya hai.

agar aapko wo achanak kahi mile...

agar aapko wo achanak kahi mile to thoda muskuraye aur aise unse mile jaise aap unhi ko yaad kar rahe the.

Hamesha tum jis Ladki ko chahte ho...

Hamesha tum jis Ladki ko chahte ho uske samne uski kisi friend ki tarif karo wo apne aap tumhari ho jayegi.

Agar Ladki apki pados me...

Agar Ladki apki pados me rahti ho aur aap unse bat karna chahate hai lekin uske mummy papa se dar lagta hai, to..Dariye mat. Jab wo school ya college se laut rahi ho to usko ek smile dete hue apna introduction de aur aise karte karte aap unse Dosti ka hath badaye.ye karne se Ladki apki ho sakti hai.

Koi Ladki agar pasand aa jaye to...

Koi Ladki agar pasand aa jaye to pahle use impress karne ki koi koshish karo aur jab Ladki aapke taraf dekhne lage to aap udhar mat dekho Ladki khud hi aapko impress karne lagegi.

Ladki se baat karte hue...

Ladki se baat karte hue dusre Ladko ki burai kare aur bataye ki aajkal Ladke time pass karte hai aur mujhe ye bilkul pasand nahi hai, wo aapki taraf attract ho jayegi.

jab Ladki aapse baat karne me...

jab Ladki aapse baat karne me jyada interested ho tab Ladkiyo ko jitna ho sake utna ignore karoge to wo aap me aur bhi jyada interest lene lagegi.

Agar Ladki ko patana hai to pahle...

Agar Ladki ko patana hai to pahle us ke pass jao, uska picha karo, us ko dekhte raho, then kuch dino baad usko ignore karna shuru kardo bus wo pareshan ho jayegi us ke baad wo khud aap mein intrest legi then u can go ahead.

Ladkiya hamesha usse pat jati hai jo...

Ladkiya hamesha usse pat jati hai jo insan unki care jada karta hai.. har baar unke bare mein puchna haal chal wagera.. unse reletive cheezo mein jyada bolna, usse hamesha Pyar se baat karne se Ladkiya khud ba khud aapke karib aane lagegi.

Ladki smart Ladkon ko bahut pasand...

yaad rakho Ladki smart Ladkon ko bahut pasand karti hai.To pehle apne apko smart banao. aur dress up thik se pehnana jaruri hai. Matlab apko jaisa jachega vaisa pehnana jaruri hai.

Agar kisi bhi Ladki ko...

Agar kisi bhi Ladki ko ek hi mulakat me patana hai to kewal uske honto ko dekho jab wo bol rahi ho. Aur phir uski ankho me dekhte raho. Jab wo punche kya hua? to bolo- I Love You

Ladki ko agar pahli mulakat me...

Ladki ko agar pahli mulakat me apni taraf akarshit karna ho to kewal usse itna kahe ki aap bahut hi bewakoof hai lekin jara muskura kar fir dekhiye wo apse milne ko betab ho jayegi.

Ladkiyon ka dil bada komal hota hai...

Ladkiyon ka dil bada komal hota hai. Us komal hriday ko jeetne mein gulaab ka phool sabse achha tarika hai. Jab bhi usse milo to use ek laal gulaab diya karo. Agar usne ek baar bhi gulaab le liya, to tumhari to nikal padi.

Uske janamdin par sabse pehle...

Uske janamdin par sabse pehle use wish karo. Kuch aisa gift use do jo aaj tak use kisi ne na diya ho. Phir dekho kamaal.

Ladkiyan khaane-peene ke...

Ladkiyan khaane-peene ke maamle mein ladkon se kaafi aage hoti hain. Isiliye jab bhi unse milo to bina khilaye-pilaye mat jaane dena. Ye baat aur hai ki wo na na karti hai, lekin unki na ke peeche hi to haan hoti hai.

Ghar ke neeche guitar ke saath...

Ghar ke neeche guitar ke saath gaana gaana purana ho gaya hai. Tum desi tarika apnao. Uske ghar ke niche harmonium lekar baith jao. Phir apni madhur aawaz se pyaar bhare geet sunakar uska dil jeet lo.

Pata karo ki use kaun sa...

Pata karo ki use kaun sa filmy hero pasand hai. Aur tum bhi usi hero ki tarah dressing karke uske saamne ghoomo. Maamla fit hone mein der nahi lagegi.

Jise patana hai hamesha uski...

Jise patana hai hamesha uski haan mein haan milaya karo. Wo sahi hai ya galat tumhe kya karna hai. Jitna uski haan mein haan milaoge utna hi uske dil ke karib aate jaaoge.

Kisi ped par tumhara aur uska naam...

Kisi ped par tumhara aur uska naam dil banake likh do. Aur fir kisi bahane use ye dikha do. Wo tumhare pyaar ka paagalpan dekhkar tumhe gale se lagaye bina nahi reh paayegi.

Tum jise chahte ho...

Tum jise chahte ho, hamesha uski saheliyon ki tareef karo. Uski tareef mat karna jise tum pasand karte ho. Uske man mein jalan paida karo. Isse wo tumhari taraf aakarshit hogi.

Jise tum chahte ho uski sab se...

Jise tum chahte ho uski sab se khaas saheli ko apni behen bana lo. Ek baar ye kaam ho gaya to baaki ka saara kaam uski saheli yaani ki tumhari behen hi kar degi. Use bhi to bhabhi chahiye.

Jise tum chahte ho uski saheliyon se...

Jise tum chahte ho uski saheliyon se dosti karlo. Unse pata karo ki use kis tarah ke kapde pasand hai. Uske baad tum jab bhi uske saamne jao to vahi pehen kar jaana jo use pasand ho. Tum uske dil mein apne liye jagah bana loge.

Ladkiyan ki khoob taarif kiya karo...

Ladkiyan ki khoob taarif kiya karo. Chahe wo us taarif ke kaabil bhi hai ya nahi. Fir dekho chamatkaar ladki nahi to uski saheliyaan bhi paagal ho jaayengi tumhare peeche.

Tum jise patana chaahte ho...

Tum jise patana chaahte ho uska peecha kiya karo. Har roj uske chakkar kaato. Uske baare mein jaano. Wo kin logon se milti hai, kahan kahan jaati hai. Uske baad kam se kam 21 dino tak uske saamne mat aana. Wo khud bechain hokar tumse baat karne ke liye bekaraar ho jaayegi. Dhyan rahe is tarike mein pitaai ka khatra hai.

Ladki ke bhaiya se...

Ladki ke bhaiya se gehri dosti kar lo. Aur uske ghar aana jaana shuru kar do. Ek baar ladki ka bhai tumhare kaabu mein aa gaya to baad mein ladki bhi aa jaayegi. Lekin dhyan rahe unke gharpe ladki ko zyaada bhav mat dena.

Apni jeb mein hamesha...

Apni jeb mein hamesha saat-aath ladkiyon ki tasveer rakho. Koi puchhe to bolo ki ye sab tumhe chahti hain aur tum duvidha mein ho ki kise pasand karoon. Bas tum jise chahte ho wo tumhe khone ke dar se tumhare pichhe lattoo ho jayegi.

Jab bhi use milo to...

Jab bhi use milo to alag-alag gaadi/bike ke saath milna. Apne doston se unki gaadi/bike udhaar le liya karo ek din ke liye. Use lagega ki tum karodpati se kam nahi aur wo pat jayegi.

Ladkiyon ko hatte-katte...

Ladkiyon ko hatte-katte aur chaudhe seene waale ladke pasand aate hain. Isiliye koi achha sa gym join karlo aur apni body banakar uske saamne dosti ka haath badao. Wo tumhe mana nahi kar paayegi.

Apne batve mein dher saare...

Apne batve mein dher saare kaagaz bharke ghumo. Ladkiyon ko lagega ki tum bahut paise wale ho. Aur wo tumhe apne sapnon ka rajkumar samajhne lagengi. Jabki tum jaante ho ki tum to chai bechne wale rajkumar bhi nahi.

Tum jise chahte ho use roz-roz...

Tum jise chahte ho use roz-roz har ghante pyaar-bhare sms bhejo. Tumhe use dikhana hoga ki tum use kitna chahte ho. Par dhyaan rahe sms freewale nahi hone chahiye, warna iska ulta asar hone mein der nahi lagegi.

Hamesha apni hi baatein karo...

Hamesha apni hi baatein karo. Ladki ki ek bhi mat suno. Aisa karne se ladkiyan samjhengi ki tum kaafi buddhimaan ho. Aur wo tum par marne lagengi.

Kisi mahaan film abhineta ke saath...

Kisi mahaan film abhineta ke saath apni tasveer khinchva lo. Aur sab logon ko dikha do ki tum kitne prasiddha ho. Tumhara uthna-baithna kitne bade log ke saath hai, dikha do.
Ladkiyon ko ye tasveer dikhakar impress kar do.

Tumhe jo ladki pasand hai...

Tumhe jo ladki pasand hai, jaakar uski saheliyon ki khoob tareef karo. Wo sochegi ki unmein aisi kya baat hai jo usmein nahi. Aur khud hi tumhari taraf khinchi chali aayegi.

Jis ladki par tumhara...

Jis ladki par tumhara mitra fida hai, tum bhi uspar pyaar nyochavar karo. Jaise hi tumhara mitra koi galti kar baithe aur chappal khaye, tum jaakar us ladki ka dil behla do. Yaari dosti apni jagah, aur pyaar mohabbat apni jagah.

Girlfriend Ko Manane Ke Tarike (21-25)

21. meri gf jab bhi mujh se naraz hoti he me apne kisi ameer dost ki car me beth k uske ghar k chakkar lagata hun or wo sochti he ki sala jab tak cycle pe tha iske sath thi ab aish karne k din aaye is se door hun or wo lot k aa jati hai.


22. hmmmm ye sach me bahot pechida mamla he.. lekin ye ladkiya badi jalu type hoti he... uske liye kuch aisa kare jo uski baki ki frd k liye unke bf ne nahi kiya ho .. wo ye dekh k itna khus ho jaegi ab meri saheliyo ko jalaungi dikha k soch k.... tum pe pyar ka sagar baha degi


23. ladki fasne k baad naraz hoti he matlab wo ham se pyar karti he....... or uski narazgi sirf natak he....... ek natak usne kiya dusra natak hamko karna he usko manane ka.......ye duniya ek rang manch he or ham sab kathputliya he or ham sabko natak karne ko bheja he uparwale ne to tention kya he mamuuu


24. uske samne aanshu bahao ro jao sharm mat karo usko ek ek paisa yaad dilao ki me tere piche kitna kharcha kiya tu mujh se kaise naraz ho sakti he.. tera ghumne firne se laga k khane pine tak ka paisa me diya... tujhe mere jaisa bada murga nahi milega plz mujhe chor k mat jaa or uske bhi dimag ki batti jal jaegi or kahegi "theek hi to he" tu mera sapno ka credit card he tujhe me kaise bhool sakti hun me to mazak kar rahi thi pagal me naraz nahi hun chal ab mujhe badhiya sa cellphone gift kar me khush hun :)


25. agar beta tumne mera tarika use kar k ladki fasayi he to tum logo ko ab kisi tarike ki jarurat nahi he bas yahi tarika lagate jao na din dekho na raat bas gaate jao.

Girlfriend Ko Manane Ke Tarike (16-20)

16. haan me tiger hun or ladki ko bakri ki nazar se bhi dekhta hun lekin agar wo naraz ho jaye to me apna tigerpan chor k uske samne bakri ki tarah ghumne lagta hun mera ye roop dekh k wo jald hi apni narazgi khatam kar leti he bhai maal fasana or fase hue maal ko sambhalna dono hi alag kaam he isliye fanda dono me alag lagta he


17. maza mashooq ko aata he aashiq ko satane me , patane me itna mehnat kiya he ab kuch or mehnat kar le usko manane me. agar paisa he jeb me to gift le jao nahi to dimag k ghode daudao ladkiya chahe jitni chalak ho wo baato me aa hi jati he unhe bas ache dilog maro real acting me


18. be vajah naraz he to pyar bhari batto se manao or naraz hone ki vajah he to us baat k liye sorry bolo galti tumhari ho ya na ho sorry tumhe hi bolna he kya jata he sorry bol dene se aadmi ulta fulta hun lekin tarike sidhe sidhe hi dunga


19. utha danda or fod de uska sir aaj me aaunga tarika batane kal kon aayega ye laato k bhhotniya he baato se nahi manegi kahlati abla he or bana diya ham logo ko tabla he bhav hi mat do sab mil ke ek ho jao fir dekho khud kesi line pe aa jaengi


20. jab gf naraz ho jaye to usko manane k liye usko blackmail karo agar natak karegi to me wo sab baate sabko bata dunga jo tune mujhe batayi he or teri wo tasvire jo tune mujhe dikhayi he tere wo love letter sab ko bata dunga dar jaegi to maan jaegi nahi dare to samajh lena bekar ladki he jisko apni izzat ki parwah nahi uske sath rishta rakh k kya fayda.

Girlfriend Ko Manane Ke Tarike (11-15)

11. asli khel to ishq ka yahi he roothe hue sanam ko manana uske liye gana hota he pyara sa gana
" aana mere pyar ko jhoota na samjho meri jana
machli khane wali bangalan dekh khaboosh khane wala ho gaya tera deewana" is tarah white white face wali fir se ban jaegi gharwali aahoo


12. han dosto shaqal gandi ho ya achi ho ladkiya roothti sab barabar he wo roothti hi isliye he ki ham unko manaye unko maza aata he hamko satane me isliye bilkul bhi ghabraye nahi himmat se kaam le usko achi achi heroin k naam se bulaye wo badshaqal langoor in baato se jaldi maan jaegi


13. roothi hui ladki or khuli hui dhoti dono ek jesi he kisi ne dekh liya to izzat jati he isliye jitna jaldi ho sake dhoti ko lapet lo
dhoti jitni lambi he hath utni baar ghumane padte he lapetne me waise hi ladki ki narazgi jitni jyada he sorry bhi utna hi bolna he


14. sasura yahi triya charitra he jo any hot girl any cool girl any world girl me he uska kuch mangna hota he bas wo naraz hone ka natak karti he isliye usko jaise naraz ho gift do ham ladki ko mahine me 2 gift deta hun hamka malum he wo har 15 din me naraz hoti he


15. ladki jab naraz ho uska itna khyal rakho jaise wo peat se he or maa banne wali he is period ko tumne ignore kiya to wo waise hi tumhare hath se chali jayegi jaise tumhare hath me aayi he haan bhai wahi narazgi ka fayda utha k to me frd ki gf ko apni banata hun isliye me bahot savdhan rahta hun

Girlfriend Ko Manane Ke Tarike (6-10)

6. kisi mandir ya masjid k bahar jao wahan pade hue sare joote chura lo or unhe bech k jo paise aaye un paiso se uske liye koi acha sa tohfa khareedo q ki jo ladki tumhari jeb dekh k fasi he wo is baar kuch gift le k hi manegi
( ye ishq nahi aasan bas itna samjh li jiye,chindi ka dher he or chor ban k jana he) chindi chor )


7. love ka ye part bahot ganda he " ladki ka roothna" inshan ko sukha_mewa bana deti he jalim ki narazgi
usko sms karo uski chat id pe offline msg karo q mujh se naraz ho maine kya kiya...? kuch to reply karo bevajah q roothi ho achanak se tumhe kya ho jata he tum to janti ho me tumhare bina ek pal bhi nahi jee pata abhi jo sanse le raha tumhare bina samjho wo bhi udhar ki he (frd ki gf ko ghurte hue man me laddu fodte hue jina udhar ki zindgi ) kab tak ji paunga aise plz ab to kuch baat kar lo bole to malum he galat ham nahi he wahi he fir bhi sare zurm tum qabool lo maan jaegi


8. jaise hi wo rooth jaye sare frd se fir contaq karna chalu karo or sabke samne ro ro kar gidgida k apna dukh batao or kaho plz kuch karo mere liye tumhare frd tumhari help karenge or jaise hi wo maan jaye fir sare frd ko bhul k uske sath udhar chale jao ( dost inshan banata hi bure waqt me madad mangne ko -- ache waqt me dosto ka kya kaam )


9. tarike se patayi hui ladki k roothne k chans kam he lekin kahte he agar roothe nahi to ladki k aurtangi (mard= mardangi- aurat=aurtangi ) pe zamana shaq karta he isliye ladkiya roothti hi he....... 2 baate patane k liye rakho to kam se kam 100 baat manane k liye bhi rakho jisko aam taur pe bahane kahte he sabse jyada kaam nikalte he bahano se " bahane bana dete chahato ki minare "


10. mere tarike se patane se wahi ladkiya fasti he jo bahot bolti he.. aesi ladkiya kuch bhi bakwas karti rahti he.. ye naraz tab hoti he jab inki kisi gandi si baat pe aap comment kar de bas inka moo fool jata he
ab agar ye rooth gayi he to fir se apna gaypana dikhao ya to hans k maan jaegi ya is dar se ki aaila ye fir se ladko k piche jaega to log hansenge mujh pe ki iska bf gay he

Girlfriend Ko Manane Ke Tarike (1-5)

1. un ka baar-baar moo fulana yahi ek aesi chij he jisme dimag ki waat lag jati he mann me gussa to itna aate he ki laat maar k dant tod dun lekin is harqat se market me badnami hogi or nayi ladki patne se pahle 100 baar sochegi isliye jin bahno ki madad se ladki ko pataya he fir se unhi k paas jao or wahi dukh sunana chalu kar do bahan me gandi shaqal ka hun isliye shayed wo mujhe chor k kisi or k sath jana chahti he fir dekho tumhari bahan kaisa jadu chalaegi or roothi hui ladki maan jaegi


2. ye bhi jeevan ka saty he ladki pategi to roothegi bhi agar rooth jaye to apne dil me ye galat fahmi na aane de ki wo kisi or k sath lag gayi he isse aapke aatm vishwas me kami aaegi
bas ahinsa ka marg apna k use laal phool bhejte rahe or use manane k liye kisi bhi had tak chale jaye uska sandas bhi uthana pade to utha le... mera marg katheen he lekin jeet paki he wo roothne wali aaj nahi to 4 bacho ki amma ban jaegi tab bhi lot k aaegi ( dil to bacha he ji )


3. ladki fasane k liye to uski saheli ki tarif ka idea diya tha lekin manane k liye uski saheli ki tarif to kya baat bhi mat karna verna chehre pe jooto k nishan aise jam jaenge jaise gili mitti me per rakh diya ho kisi ne..... is baar bhi tarif karni he lekin is baar is roothi hui janu ki tarif karni he.... uske samne wo pal yaad karo jo tumne hanste hue bitaye he thoda senti ho k kaho me manta hun galti meri he lekin aage se nahi karunga ek moka to dedo janu is tarah wo fad fadata panchi shant ho jaega or khud hi pinjre me chala jaega


4. ladki agar mere tarike se fasayi he to me yahi kahunga ki kisi roothi hui ko manane ki mehnat karne se acha he utne waqt me 2 ladki or pata loge.... jab tum free raho koi kaam na ho ya koi or ladki bhav na de rahi ho tab...... us roothne wali k paas dubara jao or kaho i m sorry me galat tha maine tumhara dil dukahya..... wo man ki bhadas nikalegi tum pe gandi gandi galiya bhi de sakto he lekin sab chupchap soon lena jhoot se patayi he to besharm ban k mana bhi lo usme kya he


5. mere papa kahte he beta ajay ye ladkiya hoti hi " katiya " ki tarah he wo ladko ko apna kutta bana k rakhna chahti he aisa kutta jo " wo kahe to bhonke " wo kahe to kate "
ab tumhe yahan sunny deol ban k katiya se panga nahi lena he bas katiya ki ghulami qabool karni he baat ban jaegi.. yani pahle bol bol k patao baad me chup rah k manao

Ladkiyan agar group me ho to...

Ladkiyan agar group me ho to aap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rahe, aisa karne se wo bhi aap ke taraf attract ho jayegi.

Agar Ladki ko patana hai to pahle uske pass jao

agar Ladki ko patana hai to pahle uske pass jao, uska picha karo, us ko dekhte raho, then kuch dino baad usko ignore karna shuru kardo bus wo pareshan ho jayegi us ke baad wo khud aap mein intrest legi then u can go ahead.

Mere ek Dost ki 70 Girl Friend hai...

Mere ek Dost ki 70 Girl Friend hai. usne un sabhi ko Patane ke liye jo Formula use kiya hai wo hai- "Ladkiyon se hamesha unke baare me hi baate karo". wo hamesha Ladkiyon se unke hi baare me baate karte rahta tha aur Ladkiyan Pat gai.

Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo...

Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut samay tak baat kar sakti hai. aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal sakti hai.

Ladki ko pahle dekho

Ladki ko pahle dekho aur wo jab aapke samne dekhe to use ishara maro ki uske gaal par kuch hai aur jab wo gaal ko saaf kare to ishare se bolo ki iss gaal par nahi baju ke gaal par hai, this is best formula in the world..is tarah se maine kai ladkiyo ko pataya hai.

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